Decisions: Blended Piña Colada
Bad Decisions I Have Recently Made:
1. Farting under the covers and then accidentally airing it out into my own face.
2. Not closing the above shelf cupboard door and then getting up after searching the floor-level cupboard.
3. Forgetting to put sunscreen on my feet.
4. Holding the not-declawed cat when a Mormon knocked on the door sending the dog into a barking tizzy, thus sending the cat into a panic.
5. "Yes, I'll have my curry Thai hot. Not white people hot."
6. Telling myself that I won't forget to iron my work clothes before bed.
7. Watching just one more YouTube video before bed.
8. Thinking I could go vegan for a week while grocery shopping and then being very hungry after the gym.
9. Not agreeing to the extended warranty on my fridge.
Good Decisions I've Recently Made: